And Kissing Him Is Like

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

He Was Chugging Brown Pop From A Can Jack Had Handed Him While He Stuffed Nacho Cheese Doritos In His Face. I Was Glad To See He Looked Lots Better, Almost Completely Like Himself, Which Proves Doritos And Brown Pop Really Are Health Foods.

So, Even In The Midst Of Craziness And Exhaustion And Life-changing Chaos, I Was Filled With Peace And The Sweet Knowledge That I Was Walking The Path My Goddess Wanted Me On. Not That That Path Was Smooth And Pothole Free. But Still, It Was My Path, And Like Me, It Was Bound To Be Unique." Untamed

Yes, I'm Married, But I'm Not A Corpse.

And Then Something Truly Bizarre Happened. I Could Feel His Touch Through Our Eyes. I Couldn't Look Away From Him. The Girl In Front Of Him Seemed To Disappear, And All There Was In The Hallway Was Him And The Sweet, Beautiful Smell Of His Blood.