And If I Am Elected,

Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies. Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things.

I Got A Muscle Of Love.

To Me, If You Are In The Same Building With Peter Sellers Or John Cleese, Or Any Of Those Guys And Holding Your Own Making Other People Laugh, That's A Compliment.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.