I Can't Get My Wrists

I'm Your Top Prime Cut Of Meat, I'm Your Choice, I Wanna Be Elected.

No More Pencils, No More Books, No More Teachers' Dirty Looks, When The Teacher Rings The Bell, Drop Your Books And Run Like Hell

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark.