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The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have Any.