An Artist’s Job Is To

The Hardest Thing For Me Is Getting Started. If I'm Writing A Script, Really 90 Per Cent Of It Would Be Just Walking Around, Climbing The Walls, Just Trying To Put The Idea Together. Then The Final 10 Per Cent Would Be Writing It.

If You Can Socialize From The Privacy Of Your Desk At Night In A Dark Room, You Can Be A Smoother, Cooler, Funnier, Sexy, More Everything Person Than You Actually Are In Real Life.

I'm A Playwright. All I Care About Is The Play Being Good.

I'm A Registered Republican, I Only Seem Liberal Because I Believe That Hurricanes Are Caused By High Barometric Pressure And Not Gay Marriage.

Never Argue With A Drunk Or A Fool.