Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

A Mormon Told Me That They Don't Drink Coffee. I Said, "a Cup Of Coffee Every Day Gives You Wonderful Benefits." He Said, "like What?" I Said, "well, It Keeps You From Being Mormon ..."

I Started Doing Stand-up At The Age Of 20. This Was Back In 1976, Around The Time (coincidence?) That The First Comedy Clubs Were Starting. The Young Comedians Of Today Gasp When I Tell Them How Many Shows I Did That First Year: 500. Five Nights A Week.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.