Always Remember That As Long

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

Ratbert (as Lab Rat, To Scientist): Doc, We Have To Talk. Every Day You Feed Me Over A Hundred Pounds Of Macaroni And Cheese. At First I Thought You Were Just Being A Good Host. But Lately I've Been Thinking It Could Be Something Far More Sinister.

Newsreader: A Huge Asteroid Could Destroy Earth! And By Coincidence, That's The Subject Of Tonight's Miniseries. Dogbert: In Science, Researchers Proved That This Simple Device Can Keep Idiots Off Your Television Screen. [tv Remote Control] Click.

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.