Always Examine The Dice.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.