Always Either On A Peak

I Think Housework Is Far More Tiring And Frightening Than Hunting Is, No Comparison, And Yet After Hunting We Had Eggs For Tea And Were Made To Rest For Hours, But After Housework People Expect One To Go On Just As If Nothing Special Had Happened.

And Left-wing People Are Always Sad Because They Mind Dreadfully About Their Causes, And The Causes Are Always Going So Badly.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

To Fall In Love You Have To Be In The State Of Mind For It To Take, Like A Disease.

The Trouble Is That People Seem To Expect Happiness In Life. I Can't Imagine Why; But They Do. They Are Unhappy Before They Marry, And They Imagine To Themselves That The Reason Of Their Unhappiness Will Be Removed When They Are Married.