Almost Any Decent Cook Will

Toast Is Bread Made Delicious And Useful. Un-toasted Bread Is Okay For Children's Sandwiches And Sopping Up Barbecue Sauce, But For Pretty Much All Other Uses, Toast Is Better Than Bread. An Exception Is When The Bread Is Fresh From The Oven, Piping Hot, With Butter Melting All Over It. Then It's Fantastic, But I Would Argue That Bread Fresh Out Of The Oven Is A Kind Of Toast. Because I'm An Asshole And I Refuse To Be Wrong About Something.

Whenever There's Active Promotion On The Part Of Somebody Else, Whenever I See Somebody All Dolled Up For A Fancy Photograph And Someone's Handing Out Flyers Or Whenever There's Active Promotion For Something Like That, As An Imposition On My Day, I Hate All Those People And I Want Them To Fail. I Have A Visceral Reaction To Advertising And Promotion. There's Just Something About Salesmanship That Grates On Me On A Very Base Level And I React Very Negatively Towards It. I Want Those People To Suffer And I Want Their Enterprises To Fail.

Almost Any Decent Cook Will Make Food By Eye And Taste. Virtually All Of My Family Cooked That Way.

In 1980, I Moved To Chicago, And I Recorded Demo Tapes For My Friends' Bands, And In 1981, The First Big Black Record - The First Thing I Did That Was An Actual Record.

I Think Good-looking Naked Ladies Turn On The Majority Of Men.