All The Shy People Are

What Are Children Anyway? Midget Drunks. They Greet You In The Morning By Kneeing You In The Face And Talking Gibberish. They Can't Even Walk Straight.

Shame Is One Of The Greatest Aphrodisiacs In The World, Anyway, Built Into Religion.

I Don't Go To Different Countries To Criticise Their Political System And Tell Them What They Should Be Doing - What Do I Know?

The Truth Is That I'm Constitutionally Incapable Of Doing An Ordinary Job.

Adulthood Feels Like Walking Around In The Desert With A Bag Over Your Head, Being Bumped Into By People Who Rob You As They Bore You.