All The Mistakes I Ever

A Play For Me Never Really Takes On An Aspect Of Reality Until It Has Left The Dryair Of The Study And Begins To Sniff The Musty Breezes Of A Bare Stage.

One Begins With Two People On A Stage, And One Of Them Had Better Say Something Pretty Quick.

I Have Had Many Successes And Many Failures In My Life. My Successes Have Always Been For Different Reasons, But My Failures Have Always Been For The Same Reason: I Said Yes When I Meant No.

A Too Constant Preoccupation With Money May Seem To Indicate The Lack Of A Proper Sense Of Moral Values, But [let] Those Who Have Always Had Money . . . Be Without It For A While, And They Will Soon Discover How Quickly It Becomes Their Chief Concern.

A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can Be The Equivalent Of The Faith That Moves Mountains. Far More Quicky Than Reason Or Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.