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Charity In The Theatre Usually Begins And Ends With People Who Have A Play Opening The Week Following One's Own. Their Unlikely Benevolence Is Not So Much A Purity Of Heart As The Knowledge That They Face A Firing Line With Rifles Aimed In Exactly The Same Direction.

One Of The Grave Dangers Inherent In The Various Stages Of Any Theatrical Career-whether It Be Budding, Quiescent Or Diminishing-is The Advice Of Friends.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.

I Have Had The Irreplaceable Opportunity Of Learning My Profession With The Proper Tools, The Most Important Of Which Is Not A Pencil Or A Typewriter, But The Necessary Time To Think Before Using Them.

The Theatre Breeds Its Own Kind Of Cruelty, And Its Sadism Takes On A Keener Edge Since It Can Be Enjoyed Under The Innocent Guise Of Critical Judgment.