All The Arts In America

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.