All My Adult Life I've

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.