If You Gotta Kill Two

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.