All I Know Of Birds

The Role Of Humour Is To Make People Fall Down And Writhe On The Axminster, And That Is The Top And Bottom Of It.

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.

Television Is More Interesting Than People. If It Were Not We Should Have People Standing In The Corner Of Our Room.

Can Anything Match That First Fine Discovery Of The Telephone And All It Stood For? That First Realization That, Contained Within Ten Simple Digits, Lay The Infinitely Possible? Out There ... Lay Six Billion Ears, All The People In The World Available For Contact And Mystery And Insult, Unable To Resist The Beckoning Of One Small And Villainous Forefinger.

Being A Personality Is Not The Same Thing As Having A Personality.