A Humorist Tells Himself Every

The Act Of God Designation On All Insurance Policies; Which Means, Roughly, That You Cannot Be Insured For The Accidents That Are Most Likely To Happen To You.

The Role Of Humour Is To Make People Fall Down And Writhe On The Axminster, And That Is The Top And Bottom Of It.

Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist; It Is Merely Dehydrated Sea.

Television Is More Interesting Than People. If It Were Not We Should Have People Standing In The Corner Of Our Room.

All I Know Of Birds To This Date Is That Sparrows Are The Ones That Are Not Pigeons.