All Humor Is Rooted In

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.

I See People As The Nucleus Of A Great Idea That Hasn't Come To Be Yet.

I Can't Just Say The Words, Do A Lot Of One-liners. I Love Each Person I Play; I Have To Be That Person. I Have To Do Him True.