I Expected Dracula To Come

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

Most People That You Talk To, They's Intelligent. Like I Said, "most People."

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.

There Was A Time In My Life When I Thought I Had Everything - Millions Of Dollars, Mansions, Cars, Nice Clothes, Beautiful Women, And Every Other Materialistic Thing You Can Imagine. Now I Struggle For Peace.