All Humor Is Based On

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

There's No Such Thing As A Sure Thing. That's Why They Call It Gambling.

Everyone Thinks They Can Write A Play; You Just Write Down What Happened To You. But The Art Of It Is Drawing From All The Moments Of Your Life.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.