All Geniuses Die Young.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?