All Babies Are Beautiful.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.