Alex Hailey, Who Traced His

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

John Travolta, Who Said, My Saturday Night Fever Was Nothing Compared To My Sunday Morning Rash. Never Got A Dinner!

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!