Advertising Is Only Evil When

Always Hold Your Sales Meetings In Rooms Too Small For The Audience, Even If It Means Holding Them In The Wc. 'standing Room Only' Creates An Atmosphere Of Success, As In Theatres And Restaurants, While A Half-empty Auditorium Smells Of Failure.

I Figure That My Staff Will Be Less Reluctant To Work Overtime If I Work Longer Hours Than They Do.

I Have Noticed That Agencies Which Are Full Of Fun And Ferment Seem To Create The Best Advertising. If You Are Not Happy In Advertising, For Goodness Sake Find A Job In Which You Would Be Happy. For As Far As I Know, We Pass This Way Only Once

...consumers Do Not Buy One Brand Of Soap, Or Coffee, Or Detergent. They Have A Repertory Of Four Or Five Brands, And Move From One To Another. They Almost Never Buy A Brand Which Has Not Been Admitted To Their Repertory During Its First Year On The Market.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.