Adam, Who Said To Eve,

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!