Adam, Who Said To Eve,

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!