Actually I Walk Around With

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.