Acting Is A Plum Gig,

You’re A Feminist If You Go To A Jay Z And Beyoncé Concert, And You’re Not Like, ‘mmm, I Feel Like Beyoncé Should Get 23 Percent Less Money Than Jay Z'.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

What If I Couldn't Read? I Wouldn't Be Able To Text My Friends Movie Times Or Even Order Cheese Biscuits From Red Lobster!

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.