Accordion, N. An Instrument In

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Crowned With Leaves Of The Laurel. In England The Poet Laureate Is An Officer Of The Sovereign's Court, Acting As Dancing Skeleton At Every Royal Feast And Singing-mute At Every Royal Funeral.

Reporter, N. A Writer Who Guesses His Way To The Truth And Dispels It With A Tempest Of Words.

Self-esteem, N. An Erroneous Appraisal.

Rumor, N. A Favorite Weapon Of The Assassins Of Character.