Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.

Aristocrats: N. Fellows That Wear Downy Hats And Clean Shirts - Guilty Of Education And Suspected Of Bank Accounts.

Slang Is A Foul Pool At Which Every Dunce Fills His Bucket, And Then Sets Up As A Fountain.

Prescription: A Physician's Guess At What Will Best Prolong The Situation With Least Harm To The Patient.

Hurry N: The Dispatch Of Bunglers.