Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

Be As Decent As You Can. Don't Believe Without Evidence. Treat Things Divine With Marked Respect — Don't Have Anything To Do With Them. Do Not Trust Humanity Without Collateral Security; It Will Play You Some Scurvy Trick. Remember That It Hurts No One To Be Treated As An Enemy Entitled To Respect Until He Shall Prove Himself A Friend Worthy Of Affection. Cultivate A Taste For Distasteful Truths. And, Finally, Most Important Of All, Endeavor To See Things As They Are, Not As They Ought To Be.

While Your Friend Holds You Affectionately By Both Your Hands, You Are Safe, For You Can Watch Both His.

Appetite, N. An Instinct Thoughtfully Implanted By Providence As A Solution To The Labor Question.

Rattlesnake, N. Our Prostrate Brother, "homo Ventrambulans".

Kindness N: A Brief Preface To Ten Volumes Of Exaction.