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Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.