About The Only Time Congress

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.