A Young Man Is A

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

If The Fools Do Not Control The World, It Isn't Because They Are Not In The Majority.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.