A Theory Is No More

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.