A Smile Is A Curve

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.