A Smile Is A Curve

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.