A Psychiatrist Is A Fellow

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

Definition Of An Independent Film Is Torture With Less Money And Time.

In Life, It's Not Who You Know That's Important, It's How Your Wife Found Out.

My Life Isn't That Dramatic. My Dad Really Loves Me, He Just Can't Talk On The Phone. He's Too Crippled And Shy, And That's Almost Harder. He's There And He Loves Me, And I Try And Try And Try, It's Just Impossible To Have A Relationship.

There Were Days That I Literally Had No Reason To Get Out Of Bed. It Just Was So Destructive For Me.