There Were Days That I

A Psychiatrist Is A Fellow Who Asks You A Lot Of Expensive Questions Your Wife Asks For Nothing.

Bankruptcy Is A Legal Proceeding In Which You Put Your Money In Your Pants Pocket And Give Your Coat To Your Creditors.

In Life, It's Not Who You Know That's Important, It's How Your Wife Found Out.

It Just Gets Frustrating Playing The Girlfriend, It's Just This Awful Feeling, Sitting In Your House, Waiting For A Script To Come. I Like To Be More Proactive.

My Relationship With My Father Is Pretty Non-existent.