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You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club