God Will Protect Us, But

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.