A Moment On The Lips

I Just Let My Hair Go - If There's No Hairdresser Around I Really Can't Be Bothered!

I Would Surrender My Being To See You Whole Once More.

I Love All Of My Shoes! It Is A Must To Have Them Color Coordinated, And To Be Able To See Each And Every One Of Them. I Know Exactly Where Each One Lives And I Can Tell If One Has Even Been Moved!

I Think That Denim Is A Sexy Piece. If I Would Invest In Anything In My Closet It Would Be Denim Because You Can Wear It Day To Night And Now It's Even Acceptable To Wear To A Business Meeting.

I'm The Ugly Sister. I'm The Fat One. I'm The Transvestite. I Have Had Those Mean Things Said About Me At Least Twice A Day For The Last Five Years. It's Horrible, You Know? But I Can Brush That Stuff Off.