A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

I'm An Actor - It's Not Brain Surgery. If I Do My Job Right, People Won't Ask For Their Money Back.

People Used To Call Me Bond In The Street. It Was Impossible To Avoid Crowds Of People All Over The Place And Blinding Flashguns. The Beatles Had To Run The Gauntlet As Well, But At Least There Were Four Of Them!

I Never Trashed A Hotel Room Or Did Drugs.

Red Wine With Fish. That Should Have Told Me Something.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There... I Told The Stewardess Liquor For Three... Who Are The Other Two?...oh, There Are No Other Two