I Never Trashed A Hotel

Either What We Hold To Be Right And Good And True Is Right And Good And True, For All Mankind, Or We're Just Another Robber Tribe.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

I Take The Good With The Bad. I Can't Love People In Slices.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There.