A Man's Idee In A

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.