A Man Who Was Loved

Men Put All Kinds Of Expectations On You. They Want You To Scream 'you're The Best' While Swearing You've Never Done This With Anyone Before.

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.

Most People Love Animals, And Most People Love To Laugh. Combining The Two Makes Both Resonate Deeper.

As A Standup Comedian, I've Worked Almost Every New Year's Eve Of My Adult Life. It's The Best-paying Night Of The Year.

Men In Power Always Seem To Get Involved In Sex Scandals, But Women Don't Even Have A Word For 'male Bimbo.' Except Maybe 'senator.