A Man Should Be Able

First Listen, My Friend, And Then You May Shriek And Bluster.

Do Not Take A Blind Guide.

A Man Should Be Able To Stand Up Under Any Disaster For His Country's Good.

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.

An Ancient Tradition Declares That Every Idiot Blunder We Pass Into Law Will Sooner Or Later Redound To Athens' Profit.