A Man Does Not Exist

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I'm Always Reading Books-as Many As There Are. I Ration Myself On Them So That I'll Always Be In Supply.

All You Have To Do Is Write One True Sentence. Write The Truest Sentence That You Know.

A Man Does Not Exist Until He Is Drunk.

To Be Successful In Writing, Use Short Sentences.