Never Argue With A Drunk

I Grew Up In The Theatre. It's Where I Got My Start. Writing A Television Drama With Theatrical Dialogue About The Theatre Is Beyond Perfection.

I Don’t Believe There Are Two Sides To Every Argument. I Think The Facts Are The Center. And Watching The News Abandon The Facts In Favor Of “fairness” Is What’s Troubling To Me.

A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The Same Things To Your Face That They Would Say If You're Not In The Room.

We Lead The World In Only 3 Categories: Number Of Incarcerated Citizens Per Capita, Number Of Adults Who Believe Angels Are Real, And Defense Spending, Where We Spend More Than The Next 26 Countries Combined, 25 Of Whom Are Allies. Now None Of This Is The Fault Of 20 Year Old College Student, But You Nonetheless Are Without A Doubt A Member Of The Worst Period Generation Period Ever Period, So When You Ask What Makes Us The Greatest Country In The World I Don't Know What The F...k You're Talking About.

Decisions Are Made By Those Who Show Up. Don't Ever Forget That You're A Citizen Of This World.