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I Got Some New Pajamas With Pockets In 'em. Which Is Great, Because Before That, I Used To Have To Hold Stuff When I Slept. But Now I'm Like, 'where's My Planner? There It Is. "keep Sleeping." All Right, Perfect.'

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

You Always Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. You Never Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. The Problem Is, You Have A Non-wolf Imparting Wolf Teachings.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.