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When I Went South In The 1960s, I Knew I Could Die. If I Went Down There And Did What I Did Up In Chicago And Made All Of Those Hatin' White Folks Laugh, Then I Would Have Been Defeated.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

America Will Tolerate The Taking Of A Human Life Without Giving It A Second Thought. But Don't Misuse A Household Pet.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.