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The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.