A Grown Man, Weeping, Is

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

As Long As People Will Accept Crap, It Will Be Financially Profitable To Dispense It.

The Greatest Benefit Of Depression Is The Fact That When I Have Talked About It, Every So Often Someone Comes Up And Says, You Saved My Dad's Life.

You Would Have To Be Naive To Think You Can Appear On Television And Not Have The Material Edited In Some Way.

All Three Of My Parents - I Also Had A Stepmother - Were Teachers, And My Dad Taught High School, And As He Always Reminded Me When I Was Going To Spend Some Money On Something, 'your Mother And I, In The Depression, Had To Decide Whether To Spend A Dime On A Loaf Of Bread Or If We Could Go To A Movie With It.'